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MM #13 - Uranium, Wallets, and DNA

After a long break of hoarding cash and pretending restraint was a strategy, we finally dipped back into the market. First buys since February — and clearly, we weren’t in the mood for half-measures. We started with 25 shares of NexGen Energy (NXE...

MM #12 - Splits, Sits, and Watchlist Fits

Loblaw Companies (L) just rolled out a 4:1 stock split — chopping each pricey share into four more snackable pieces. Same total grocery bill, just served in smaller portions. Meanwhile, we’ve been sitting on our hands (and wallets) since February,...

MM #11 - Loblaw: The Pantry Protector

Closed out with 2 shares of Loblaw Companies (L) at $178.85 USD per share ($367.69 CAD including fees). Canada’s grocery giant — because everyone needs food, and that’s about as recession-proof as it gets. It’s the portfolio equivalent of owning t...

MM #10 - The Great Canoo Collapse

And then the axe fell — Canoo (GOEV) filed for bankruptcy. Yep, that $110.13 CAD is officially toast. Sometimes high-risk means high reward, and sometimes it means “well, that was educational.” Chalk it up to experience and move on, because every ...

MM #9 - Walmart: The Aisle King

Added 3 shares of Walmart (WMT) at $90.15 USD per share ($410.84 CAD including fees). Retail royalty with more aisles than you could ever dream of, selling everything from groceries to garden gnomes. Because sometimes you just want to own a piece ...

MM #8 - Canoo’s Latest Reverse Split

Canoo (GOEV) pulled another reverse split, this time 1:20, turning my 26 shares into a lonely 1. It’s like watching your favorite character get written out of the show — bittersweet and a bit sad. This stock saga is shaping up to be a tragedy, but...

MM #7 - Shopping Spree: Safety, Speed, and Stories

Went on a mini shopping spree: 35 shares of Black Line Safety Corp. (BLN) at $6.16 USD per share ($225.59 CAD including fees) — because safety first, right? Picked up 1 share of Tesla (TSLA) at $245.13 USD per share ($353.60 CAD including fees) to...

MM #6 - Filing It Under “Safe Bets”

Bought 4 shares of Iron Mountain (IRM) at $117.40 USD per share ($661.83 CAD including fees). It’s like investing in the world’s biggest filing cabinet — safe, solid, and maybe a little dusty, but hey, someone’s gotta protect those old tax returns...

MM #5 - One Giant Step into Microsoft

Took a tiny bite of the tech behemoth with 1 share of Microsoft (MSFT) at $413.72 USD per share ($580.27 CAD including fees). Feels fancy owning a piece of the empire that probably runs half the internet, all your weird Windows updates, and that o...

MM #4 - A Tech Sampler and a Green Thumb

Dabbled in some new flavors today: 3 shares of Magnificent Seven ETF (MAGS) at $47.30 USD per share ($209.91 CAD including fees) — because who doesn’t want a slice of seven tech giants bundled neatly in one basket? It’s like buying a sampler platt...

MM #3 - Shrinkage: The Reverse Split Chronicles

Canoo (GOEV) decided to play the ol’ reverse split game, going 1:23 — my 600 shares magically transformed into a modest 26. It’s like magic, but in reverse, shrinking my paper empire faster than you can say “portfolio adjustment.” Suddenly, I’m th...

MM #2 - 600 Shots on Goal with Canoo

Went full throttle and bought 600 shares of Canoo (GOEV) at a pocket change price of $0.12 USD per share ($110.13 CAD including fees). Yes, 600 shares — basically the stock market equivalent of buying six-hundred lottery tickets. Betting on EV hyp...

MM #1 - Biting into the Apple

Kicked things off by snagging 1 share of Apple (AAPL) at $182.03 USD per share ($263.36 CAD including fees). Because, really, what’s a portfolio without a slice of the world’s most famous fruit? I’m talking the company that’s basically a tech cult...

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