Canoo (GOEV) decided to play the ol’ reverse split game, going 1:23 — my 600 shares magically transformed into a modest 26. It’s like magic, but in reverse, shrinking my paper empire faster than you can say “portfolio adjustment.” Suddenly, I’m the proud owner of fewer shares with a hopefully shinier price tag. Still hanging in there, fingers crossed that consolidation means something good… or at least less embarrassing than a total wipeout. The rollercoaster continues.
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